December 2011
Remedy for lady cramps:
drink tea and masturbate
“My wife and I are thinking of adopting and shockingly found in Texas, the cost...”
– The price of babies, by color | Chris Blattman (via abbyjean)
sweater-weather:
if you’re following me because you think i’m a total babe and you don’t care about what i write that is okay i guess.
4 tags
it is 2am and i am researching prehistoric tigers whaaaaat
have you ever tried writing about yourself on okcupid and then after 2 hours realize that you are a really boring, unfun person? all my statements are like “i hate to party, i get really excited about new types of tea, and if you don’t like cats then you can suck my dick”
